The Dark Underbelly of Home Improvement

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or: When Home Improvement Makes you Hyperventilate

or: Home Improvement Projects that you are Unexpectedly Forced Into

or: Home Improvement Projects that have no Style Aspect and Are Therefore Not even Remotely Fun

or: When the Plumber Estimate Increases by 1000% in the Course of Seven Minutes

or: Fun Fact: Did You Know that Chimneys Aren't Just for Fireplaces? They Lead from your Furnace and Hot Water Heater, Too!

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I just stumbled on to this and found it quite funny. I owned a home in FL a while back and you wouldn't believe how much work and $ goes into it! After reading this I appreciate that someone at least has a sense of humor about the woes of owning a home =) Enjoy!

Chapter 1 ~ Home

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If I told you solutions could come from cleaning your home, would you believe me? I have found it to be true and will explain it to you, so you can eventually see. There's a quote that says "Take care of your Jerusalem before your Israel" you can use any city and state, country and continent, for it really is quite trivial.

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A friend of mine =) I love that it's full poetry-enjoy!

Dear graduate

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Holy Kaw! via Dear graduate .

Week of Quotes Day 4 – Humor

{When people tell me I am weird I say, “Thank you ” }
Sometimes moments in life make us laugh- a wonderful and much needed diversion from the mundane It’s crazy when you think of all the quotes that are out there and how many different variations of humor people find appealing. I have to say I probably have a more dry off the wall since of humor so not sure if you will be entertained by these or not. Let’s just say I find humor in some of the most random of moments in life- I can thank my grandmother for that Regardless, please feel free to add your favorite quotes that you have found to be humorous. Advice will continue next week, so if you have a question or would like to submit a topic please email me at honestgoodadvice@gmail.com

“I may be a smart ass….but it’s so much better than being a dumb ass” -Berkeley Clements

“If I off myself, it’ll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter…” -Anonymous

“Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday” – Don Marquis

“Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.”
- Dennis Wholey

“Be obscure clearly” – E.B. White

“Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly – P.J. O’Rourke

“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes” – Jim Carrey

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